This graphic is fabulous. It represents a tiny crash course in rhetoric. Learn these things. Put them on your wall. Whisper them into the breeze. These are THINGS TO KNOW.
Bookmark this shit and the next time someone begins gobbling nonsense at you on a social network, instead of engaging, point them to this handy chart. Also useful: Thought Catalog’s “How To Have A Rational Conversation" flowchart.
always dress the way you’d want to look if you suddenly became the main protagonist in an anime
I got a text from my old high school friend Tony.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it, taste of her dogfood chapstick"
Tony, it’s fucking 9AM on a Thursday. We haven’t spoken in months.
TURN UP AT THE DAD DISCO → ( listen )
mix for when yr a 35 yr old Cool Dad getting HELLA turnt @ the club and embarrassing yourself but you don’t care because you’re fly as hell, wearing a rolex watch and highwaisted jeans, popping and locking to a song that never stopped being cool in your heart
1. dancing in the street - david bowie & mick jagger 2. our house - madness 3. whip it - devo 4. safety dance - men without hats 5. we built this city - starship 6. dancing queen - ABBA 7. don’t bring me down 8. bohemian rhapsody - queen 9. eye of the tiger - survivor 10. dance - michael nesmith 11. do you wanna touch me (oh yeah) - joan jett 12. roxy roller - nick glider 13. metal guru - t.rex 14. i want to rock and roll all nite - kiss 15. rock the casbah - the clash 16. let’s dance - david bowie
[Matt Lauer voice] You better get in the robot Shinji, because we are under attack. Here is Ramiel, the fifth angel, parading down 34th street.
I have to laugh a little every time I hear this song slipped into an episode. It’s the musical equivalent of finding an onion ring mixed in with your french fries.
"Lupin… he’s a nice man. But he’s cool… you know? He uses Walther. Yeah, the machine cries "Bang, Bang!". Yeah, he’s Lupin III. Nice man. Yeah he smiles… and he gets angry! Sometimes… but… he’s a groovy guy. Yeah… Lupin III. Go… go, man… You got to… feel it. Yeah, Lupin. Yeah, Lupin, you’re great.”
Maybe the 70s were magical after all.
I’m deleting my blog now.