Impossibly Handsome

NO I’VE GONE TOO FAR INTO THIS EVANGELION TREND, REVERSE, REVERSE

This one blew my mind as well

I hope to all that’s good that lupincentral has seen this

I will write 2000 words today. 

It will not be Full House fanfiction.

John Stamos is not and never will be my uncle. 

… not with that attitude. 

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il-tenore-regina:

y’all need to stop this right now 

I’m still floored at this Shakespearean dick joke someone managed to slip into Pokemon X/Y. 
Anyone with a pervy enough high school English teacher would have encountered Shakespeare’s Sonnet 135, a poem about Shakespeare putting his penis in things. Okay. It’s not 100% agreed upon that it’s about penises, but the word “will” in Shakespearean language generally had a double meaning - as “genitals”. 
So when Wikstrom tells you his “will” is trembling at your battle and that he’s undone? Yeah. He’s gonna have to find a dry cleaner who takes suits of armor, cause Weedle just used String Shot and it’s super effective. 
(Oh sure, maybe it’s just a play on the name “Will Shakespeare”. But please, let my English degree have some use for a change.) 

I’m still floored at this Shakespearean dick joke someone managed to slip into Pokemon X/Y. 

Anyone with a pervy enough high school English teacher would have encountered Shakespeare’s Sonnet 135, a poem about Shakespeare putting his penis in things. Okay. It’s not 100% agreed upon that it’s about penises, but the word “will” in Shakespearean language generally had a double meaning - as “genitals”. 

So when Wikstrom tells you his “will” is trembling at your battle and that he’s undone? Yeah. He’s gonna have to find a dry cleaner who takes suits of armor, cause Weedle just used String Shot and it’s super effective. 

(Oh sure, maybe it’s just a play on the name “Will Shakespeare”. But please, let my English degree have some use for a change.) 

My little hamburger helper

My little hamburger helper

khars-loy:

maelrok:

HOW DARE THEY MAKe ME SPEND MONEY ON ANTHER GAME

i will gladly lick u[p whatever shit the pokemon company drops on the floor

i am gay pokemon trash and i have been since the day i was born