Impossibly Handsome
Messed up part is, I wasn’t mad because she’s been drinking with my child inside her. No.  I was pissed because she just had to announce this on the day the Mayor invites you to participate in the horse races, negating his invitation altogether. One grueling year of whispering sweet equine nothings to that little shit, just so I could put turnips up its butt and use its love as a gambling tool… only for my plans to be utterly cockblocked by the joyous news of springtime fertility in an alcohol soaked womb.  It’s a damn harvest miracle. I wonder if Saibara will craft a Glue Maker for my horse barn…

Messed up part is, I wasn’t mad because she’s been drinking with my child inside her. No. 

I was pissed because she just had to announce this on the day the Mayor invites you to participate in the horse races, negating his invitation altogether.

One grueling year of whispering sweet equine nothings to that little shit, just so I could put turnips up its butt and use its love as a gambling tool… only for my plans to be utterly cockblocked by the joyous news of springtime fertility in an alcohol soaked womb. 

It’s a damn harvest miracle.

I wonder if Saibara will craft a Glue Maker for my horse barn…

Posted 10 months ago
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